Love...

SINGLE :
Love is like a butterfly.
The more you chase it, the more it eludes you.
But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least expect it.
Love can make you happy but often it hurts, but love's only special when you give it to someone who really worth it.
So take your time and choose the best.

NOT SO SINGLE :
Love isn't about becoming somebody Else's "perfect person".
It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.

PLAYBOY / PLAYGIRL TYPE :
Never say "I love you" if you don't care.
Never talk about feelings if they aren't there.
Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart.
Never look in the eye when all you do is lie.
The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love when he doesn't intend to catch her fall and it works both ways.

MARRIED :
Love is not about " it's your fault", but "I'm sorry".
Not "where are you", but "I'm right here".
Not "how could you", but "I understand".
Not "I wish you were", but I'm thankful you are".

ENGAGED :
The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but how good you are for each other.

HEARTBROKEN :
Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut as deep as you allow them to go.
The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.

NAIVE :
How to be in love -
Fall but stumble, be consistent but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, and get hurt but never keep the pain.

POSSESSIVE :
It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.

AFRAID TO CONFESS :
Love hurts when you break up with someone.
It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you.
But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea how you feel.

STILL HOLDING ON :
A sad thing about life is when you meet someone and fall in love, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and that you have wasted years on someone who wasn't worth it.
If he isn't worth it now he's not going to be worth it a year or ten years from now.
Let go.

TO ALL MY FRIENDS :
My wish for you is a man / woman whose love is honest, strong, mature, never-changing, uplifting, protective, encouraging, rewarding and unselfish.

Alone...

Alone is boredom...
Alone is boring...

At times is it alone good?
Or more likely needed?
At times you you really need to be alone?
Or actually you really need someone?

We'll never understand...
Why being people need to be alone?
They, themselves don't understand too...

The answer is simple...
We don't need to be alone...
We just need someone...
Someone who can understand us...

因为爱你...

因为爱你，
所以防守还你自由。

因为爱你，
所以不再让你困扰。

因为爱你，
所以宁愿自己难过。

因为爱你，
所以我比自己离开。

因为爱你，
所以愿你得到幸福！

我也很想他...

每个人心中...
都有一段与生命同在的青春爱恋...
难以毁灭...
而思念至深时...
我们将不自觉活在世界的中心...
呼喊一段逝去的爱恋...
想念一个我们曾经深爱的人...
终于明白...
你和他之间是一生的记忆！

（摘自：孙燕姿 我也很想他MV。）

爱的路上只有我和你...

能够认识他，也许只因缘分吧！
他是我工作上认识的朋友。
可能他时常和一些朋友来往的关系吧！所以刚开始总觉得他是个PLAYBOY似的。

他的为人不错，乐于助人，对待朋友很好。
而我和他的感情就如兄妹一般。
因为我俩无所不谈。
当然，在我们身边的朋友都误会了，朋友们总是以为我和他正在拍拖。

日子一天一天的过，我渐渐地逃避他。
工作上尽量不和他多谈，因为我觉得我开始对他有FEEL了，然而又害怕我俩最后连朋友也做不成。
有一天晚上，放工后我们和一大班工作朋友去海边走走，吹吹风。
他顿时牵起我的手，对我说他喜欢我，并且要求去哦记住当天的日子，因为那是属于我俩在一起的第一天。

我和他都很珍惜我们在一起的时光。
我们时常放工后和一大班朋友去海边吹吹风或者去CAFE谈天等。
他牵着我的手一起走，偶尔还会把手放在我腰，有他在我身边，我当然觉得很幸福啦！

圣诞节前一晚，我们去CAFE庆祝。
而且我还以女朋友的身份，收下了他送我的第一份礼物。
他还告诉我他会在每一个节日都送我一份礼物，然后嫁给他的时候，通通都搬去他的家，放在新娘房里当嫁妆。

两个人在一起，真的需要互相信任的。
有了信任，爱情才会天长地久。
虽然我和他没有天天见面，但我们却互相信任对方来维持这段感情。
老公，我爱你，爱的路上只有我和你。

（摘自：某年某月某日的报章。）

Enjoy... ^^

Boy : May I hold your hand?
Girl : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

Girl : Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy : You love me...

Girl : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
Boy : Sure, what's your phone number?

Girl : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

Girl : darling, I want to dance like this forever.
Boy : Don't you ever want to improve?

Boy : I love you and I could die for you!
Girl : How soon?

Boy : I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl : Yes, but would you stay there?

Sharon : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
Tracy : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Man: You remind me of the sea.
Woman: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : No, because you make me sick!

Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher!

Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Customer : What other colours do you have?

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It is a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She is a woman.

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David : You just send a telegram. Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.

Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.